I am D-O-N-E with dorm life

I'm sick of it I tell you, sick of it! I hate young people (90% of them). It's like they're suffering from brain damage. I don't think they sleep. They just wander the halls at night, spewing gibberish. All they care about is getting drunk and partying and the boys are a special treat because they just care about women (and they're vulgar about it, which gives me hives).

They're also dirty. I may not be the master of clean, but I can lean food residue off of a dish. And someone decided to use the microwave, have something explode in it, and just walked off. WHO DOES THAT!? This isn't someone's personal home? I can let MY microwave get dirty because it's MINE. That doesn't work when the microwave is shared by 20 girls. And there's also a girl that doesn't wash her hands. I was in the bathroom, she walked in, used the toilet (and did her business) and just walked out. She didn't even look at the water. SHE COULD OF AT LEAST FAKED IT.

Did I tell you that they're rude? Besides just wandering the halls, they couldn't greet someone if their life depended on it. Would a "good morning" really kill them? Would it!? I've quit saying good morning in this dorm, because it doesn't even register in their heads. They either ignore it or just continue to lumber through the halls. The Japanese are better at greeting me, and they're scared of me.

And it seems that not only are they rude, but they're illiterate, since they can't read the signs about "quiet hours" or how sound travels when you talk in the hall, which is why they request you don't do it (not that they care, because what do they have to wake up for? Oh yeah...CLASS). I guess this is also the reason that at one or two in the morning I can be woken up by the lovely sounds of someone slamming the microwave door shut, because walking down to the kitchen and letting me sleep would be too much for them (My room is next to the "kitchen" area upstairs, which is why it's a special peeve of mine).

I want to know how they function. They obviously don't sleep, so how are they going to class? They're more then willing to skip class to shop (I kid you not), but it seems that class takes the back seat. I'M NOT EVEN GETTING GRADES FROM THIS SCHOOL AND I CARE MORE. >:[

Did I miss out on this super powered young people gene? I need sleep, and I know how to shut the hell up, and I can read a sign. Did I miss something? I'm done with dorms. Stinky, awful, loud dorms. Never again!

After this I'm moving into a retirement home and playing scrabble.

P.S. Honors Announcement (I'm bragging, bear with me):

Please, join me in congratulating: The Honors Program students who also made the Fall 2010 DEAN’s LIST and The third-year students who have completed at least 4 honors courses as of Fall 2010 and are on track to earn the Honors Program Certificate (Medallion. I'm not doing this for paper)! In your honor, please attend the annual Deans List Luncheon & Junior Pinning Ceremony.  Enjoy dining with the Dean of your School (major) and or receiving the Honors Pin, bestowed by the Dean of your School.

(Can't go. I'm in Japan)

Honors Dean’s List 

* Deans List and Junior Pin Recipients   

Digital Animation                  Gabrielle Minor*

P.P.S. I can't really understand your comment, Dad, so I'll just say thank you. :)